Fun

 

Point I: I recommend you rent a Jet-ski, or even buy a Sea-Doo. I can go 3 feet above the water on a high jump. But I almost fell off when I tried to do a 360 off a medium jump. But the greatest danger isn't sharks, it is the motor. If you fall off, Never, Ever, EVER go to the back of the device. You could suffer serious injury, or even die. If you forget everything else you learn here, remember this one thing.

Have fun and be safe!!

Point II: Another way to have fun when you're on your own is to just plop down onto your own bed, sit back, and play thousands of games online or simply watch television informing you about hawaiian customs.

--Samuel Perlow